Three Word Story

so that he

could become a

ripped car saleman

selling really dodgey

fruitcakes and tennis

elbows to silly

men of high

reputations with weed

forests in their

underwear that are

made of neon

coloured material. So

he put down

the gun and

started to take

off his pants

then put them

There once was a man and his wife was mad, but he didnt know why the madness kept happening to him. He thought that is this a once a month kind of thing. But he didnt think that she would believe him because she was intoxicated for most days in crack. So instead he washed the car until it was ready for the big armed robbery since he needed more donuts to gain some weight so that he could become a ripped car saleman selling really dodgey fruitcakes and tennis elbows to silly men of high reputations with weed forests in thier underwear that are made of neon coloured material. So he put down the gun and started to take off his pants then put them

on the floor

where they started

a dance party

that was the

funky chichen jive

crossed with the

crazy oompa loompa

smoking the finest